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Test Your Prowess

By Authors of Spouse Illustrated / Posted on 12 July 2011

Determining Your Prowess with Women

Before we train you in identifying the different types of women and help you raise your game, we need to help you find out what you are already doing. Do you find yourself dating the same woman over and over again — she just has a different name? You are not alone. People have dating patterns. As your dating coaches, our job is to do an analysis of your game to see your play patterns. Let us begin. And be honest!

Determining Your Prowess with Women

Progress:

You invite her to your favorite neighborhood bar, she

You order a beer, she orders

You run into your friends while out, she

During sex, your knee ends up pinning down her hair, she

You fart, she

You have to cancel plans with her because your boss needs you, she

What you like best in a girl is that she

Your idea of a perfect evening with a girl is to

When you bring her flowers, she should

You are on a first date. The bill is placed on the table, and she

Tell me how I score with women!

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